Black people love “Yo Mama” Jokes. These offensive, funny, and of course hurtful jokes are part of the tradition of “Playing the Dozens”. Many of us saw the “Different World” episode where the characters learned that the Dozens comes from the selling of sub-prime slaves by the dozen. This practice of verbally degrading your opponent’s mother is also referred to as “cutting”, “crackin”, “joning” and “snaps”, depending on the region of the country you live in. These jokes are also part of the tradition of making the “sacred” fair game when it comes to comedy. An example of this is when Black comedians make fun of Jesus, Slavery, and African American heroes like Martin Luther King Jr.
Many Black people have had their feelings hurt or gotten into physical fights over these “fighting words”. Here are a few of my favorites:
- Yo Mama is so black, she played midnight in the school play.
- Yo Mama is so old, she has Jesus’s pager number.
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
- Yo Mama is so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the family dog would play with her.
- Yo Mama is so dumb, I told her it was chilly out, and she ran outside with a bowl.
- Yo Mama is so dirty, she left a ring around the swimming pool
Readers, I know you know some good ones. Share them…leave a comment.
45 responses so far ↓
1 me // Feb 20, 2008 at 11:09 am
nice try, bitter white person
2 Benjamin Jancewicz // Feb 27, 2008 at 12:01 am
Yo Mama so dumb, she hired Spider Man to shop for her at Wal-Mart
3 A-Dilla // Mar 2, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Yo Momma so Big, very time she plays momopoly, she uses a real car for her token.
4 amaka // Mar 2, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Yo mama is so loose, having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
5 KING ORDEAN // Mar 7, 2008 at 10:25 pm
yo momma so fat you have lasers put on in the kitchen at nite time!!!!loooooooooooool king ordean jus mek dat up braaaaaaap weneva ne1 use dat 1 i made it up ok!!
6 Allison // Mar 14, 2008 at 11:40 am
Yo mama so fat she sat on bag of skittles and made a rainbow.
Yo mama is so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
7 Evan da beast // Mar 15, 2008 at 2:13 am
yo mamas so fat she made jabba da hut say daayyyuuuummm!
yo mamas so black when she go to night school teacher mark her absent!
8 james // Apr 4, 2008 at 9:59 pm
yow mamma so fat she tripped on wallmart ,fell over k mart and landed right on target
9 eddie // Apr 4, 2008 at 10:05 pm
yo momma so dirty she took a bath in the ocean and left a dirt stain on the equator
10 31yroldwhitemale // Apr 13, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Your momma is so old….. when she was born the minimum wage was slavery!
11 Chantelle // Apr 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Yo mamma so old, when she walks, the soles of her feet turn to dust! LOL LOL LOL x
12 Anya // Apr 22, 2008 at 11:11 am
Yo mama so black when she stand in front of a wall she look like a cave.
**bows**
13 josh // May 19, 2008 at 10:19 am
yo mama so dumb she cant cook minute rice
14 Tyler // May 19, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Yo mamma so fat, she got hit with a school bus and said “who threw that rock?”
15 jacob leitenberger // May 22, 2008 at 10:05 pm
yo mama is so fat she maried jaba the hut.
16 junior SOUFFRANT // Jun 6, 2008 at 12:10 pm
yo mama so stipid that she need directions for sex
17 ricky // Jun 16, 2008 at 4:01 am
you so ugly every time your mom looks at you she says i should of gave him head
18 john // Jul 5, 2008 at 11:34 pm
your mamas so fat when racecars tried to drive around her with a full tank they ran out of gas
19 brett // Jul 6, 2008 at 5:43 am
yo mama so fat, dey were like dam she fat
20 Devious_juliet // Jul 8, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Your momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from Trojan.
21 maKK // Jul 10, 2008 at 6:38 pm
yo mama so dumb, she tried to put M & M’s in alphabetical order
22 JUSTIN // Jul 11, 2008 at 9:41 pm
YO MOMMA SO FAT, PEOPLE HAVE TO USE TWO SEMIES TO CARRY HER ACROSS TOWN
23 Justin // Jul 12, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Your momas so black that when she went to nightschool they marked her absent.
OUCH
24 michael chi-town // Jul 12, 2008 at 10:36 pm
yo momma so fat she make the titanic look like a chew toy.
25 Hannah // Jul 14, 2008 at 7:52 pm
OK i did not like tha remarks abt slavery.SO NOT FUNNY!
26 dany // Jul 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
yo momma is so Black she goes to a funeral butt naked
27 steckayyyy // Jul 16, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she got in the bathtub she made the water jump out
28 keisha // Jul 17, 2008 at 2:58 pm
yo momma so stupid she got stabbed at a shoot out lol
29 keisha // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:01 pm
yo momma is so dirty that she to wash her self wit salt water to keep her crabs fresh
30 keisha // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:02 pm
yo momma so smelly dat when she spreads her legs i get seasick
31 keisha // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:04 pm
yo momma so old she lefted her purse on noah’s ark lol
32 rickson // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:10 pm
yo momma so stupid she called 911 for a happy meal
33 rickson // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:13 pm
yo momma so fat thats she turned 2008 to 2010
34 rickson // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
35 rickson // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:18 pm
You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
36 rickson // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:24 pm
yo momma so ugly when she was born her mother started to push her back in
37 kevin // Jul 19, 2008 at 7:50 pm
yo mamma so fat god sent her to hell cause he couldent lift her spirit
38 cpearl // Jul 21, 2008 at 12:55 am
You mama so poor I saw her walking down da street kickin a can I asked her what he was doin she said movin
39 HOOWUT // Jul 22, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Yo mama so fat when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her
40 savannah // Jul 31, 2008 at 6:14 pm
yo mama so poor her front door and back door is on the same hindge!
41 missy // Jul 31, 2008 at 6:17 pm
yo mama so fat that um scared to leave this joke up here cause she gonna eat me….lol
42 zou zou // Aug 1, 2008 at 6:31 am
yo mummas so dumb she got hit by a parked car!!
lol
43 me // Aug 4, 2008 at 8:12 pm
your mamas only got 3 teeth. one in her mouth, two in her pocket.
44 amber // Aug 15, 2008 at 10:34 pm
yo mommma so old that when moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing .
45 DUCKY // Aug 19, 2008 at 9:38 am
UR JOKE MAKES NO SENSE CAUSE IF MOSES PARTED THE RED SEA WHY IS SHE STILL FISHING? And if she was there before he parted it then that means she would have seen that there wasn’t any water to fish in cause it was parted.
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